India to Nepal, the Border Crossing
To be screwed over, or not . . .
05.01.2008
-17 °C
19-12-2007
It just before midnight when I arrived at Varanasi's train station. It was a cold night, and the whole area was teeming with life. After a great train from Delhi I was hoping for a third time is the charm type of luck. It wasn't to be.
First things first, all the signs were in Hindi. I had no idea where to go. OK so Varanasi train station is not that huge, but even single platform station can difficult if you could not even get in without stepping on a prone body. Just about every conceivable open floor space was taken up by a blanket wearing body, or family.
I headed out on to platform one, listening as I went to faint Hindi / English / garbled announcement over the low volume intercom. Nothing about Gorakphur. I need a chain for my backpack. The old one had gone missing, probably in my bag hidden away and weighing me down even more. Although possible it was still strapped to the Delhi train from last week.
The chain cost a rip off 50 Rupees, it should have been 20. I didn't care, it also paid for the information I wanted. I was on the right platform for the 12.20am to Gorakphur. I thanked the store keeper and turned around. A tall well dressed Indian man was standing there. In India everyone listens to your conversations, and this guy was no exception.
"You are on the right platform,"he said with a slight head waggle.
I nodded and moved forward.
"But," he continued on with a hint of a smirk, "you will not getting on at 12.20."
What else could I do but stop and ask why.
His hair was heavily slicked back with some scented gel. "It is never 12.30."
Great. He was one of those Indians who never gave a straight answer. I tried a head wobble. He smiled. It made be uneasy.
"Why not 12.30?" I said resigned to the conversation.
HE took on an intellectual look. "I must have taken this train for the last ten years." He paused, as if to make dramatic effect. Then looked at me with a smile. "If you are lucky it will arrive at 2am."
So that was it. I nodded and looked around at the throng of people all waiting it seemed for the same train. "Look's like after ten years you are still hoping for a rain not running on Indian time!"
He laughed. It was a lame joke, but need to break the ice. His questions were rudimentary over the next 30 minutes of waiting with him. But it was company considering the option of just standing there in the cold.
I looked over at a group of foreigners waiting further down the platform. Occasionally one or two would pass by. Never a hello, or a nod, or even a glance. Some were obviously looking for an information desk, or a sign. None bothered to ask the lone guy without a worried look on his face. These are the same people that would rather see you miss the train after being told there was an overbooking.
I missed solo border crossings. I had a feeling all these people were heading to Nepalese border. My mind avoided the thought of us all at the border check point. I perched myself on a stairwell, reluctant to sit down due to the betel nut juice splattered everywhere. Both old and freshly spat.
I took amusement at watching a conversation between 5 Indian men. 3 of whom held great jowl fulls of the addictive red juice. One in particular had to hold his head back while he talked to avoid overflow from his mouth. Every 5 minutes he would walk over to a wall and spit out a flurry of the red liquid before rejoining his conversation with his head at a less prone angle.
2.20am. An announcement, the train was arriving. I took full advantage at being on my feet and surge forward first as the train came in. I pushed myself heavily on board with some of the first only to find my upper berth occupied by a sleeping Indian. I prodded him and waved my ticked. He pointed to the lower berth beside me. It suited me better anyway.
I chained in my bag, and settled in quickly. I took some more antibiotics and nose spray for my head as the other tourists walked frantically up and down in search of their beds, only to find an Indian family had taken up residence in their place. I also watched as a fat Indian man lay down in the bunk opposite me, and began to snore loudly almost as soon as his belly stopped wobbling. His wife sat on the other side of the carriage and just stared at me. No sleep tonight then!
20-12-2007
It was 7.30am when I took a quick tour of the train, taking a pit stop along the way. I noticed some of the porters were waking up, and a few passengers were putting on their shoes. I rushed along and grabbed my backpack and made it to a door. I wanted to be first out to avoid the tourist rush. None of them stirred.
The train pulled in and I glanced back as one girl was just pulling back a curtain. I made my way through Gorakphur's train station. I had memorized the LP map, yet my trust in those maps was barely recognizable. I went with compass directions: Out of the door, West to the first junction. Dammit, brick wall!! I looked to the right between two buildings. There was a tell tale sign of the main road. Rickshaws.
I grabbed at a rickshaw driver and told him to take me to the bus station, fast. HE got it straight away and we were off. I turned around to look back. Only a few Indians were making their way out of the station as we crossed the main road.
A chubby man came running out in front of us. The rickshaw driver dodged him and kept going. The man pursued us on foot waving at me.
"Nepal... Sunauli... Jeep..." He shouted.
Hmm. I ignored him at first thinking he was just a tout that would be more trouble than his worth. The the said the magic words.
"Only 100 Rupees, only two hours!"
We bargained for a while. We went through the confusion of wondering how many people were needed to fill the Jeep. And ten minutes later we were off. As if by fate we drove past the train station. A few white faces were emerging, some being hassled by touts, others looking at maps. I sat back. I do like solo travelling.
The trip to the border was indeed only two hours. And after a silent journey the driver proved his worth and got me a cycle rickshaw that would take me to Indian Immigration and Nepalese for only 40 Rupees.
I needed money exchanged first. And after some haggling managed a good rate. Toilet break was next, and my rickshaw driver took me to a hotel with a dingy but workable toilet. I would have loved a big breakfast too, but the rickshaw driver was getting a little impatient.
Indian Immigration stamped me out with a "I hope you enjoyed your stay?"
The last Army guard asked the same question.
I nodded to him,"Yes, ye I did actually enjoy India."
It was brief. I think that's why I enjoyed it.
Nepalese immigration next. It was as people had said. A breeze. The lady stamped me in with a very warm welcome. My little rickshaw man was still with me when I came out, so was another man. HE asked if I wanted a bus to Kathmandu or Pokhara. I paused, usually these guys are rip off's. But I figured following him would at least get me to the bus station area.
As predicted he took me to a tour operator. Two me by a desk gave me prices 600 rupees. I told them I would walk outside and get a regular bus for 200.
The boss of the two nodded, "No problem. I give you discount, and a luxury air conditioned bus. Do you have a hotel to stay."
I nodded again, and gave him the name of one I had been thinking of.
"Ah," he said in recognition, "is not bad." He came in with a typical touts statement. "But I know a better one, my brother Chubby owns it."
I put my hands up and made the universal sign for money, "I am on a budget my friend. No more than 350 a night for a hotel. So sorry we can't do business."
He waved me to slow down, "OK, I understand. Budget travel. Take the bus for 400 and I give you a room for the same."
"What type of room?"
"Very nice. Big. With bathroom and TV. And... they will pick you up from the bus station"
He had me interested. But
I was having a problem concentrating. My nose was fully blocked again, and the combination of antibiotics with a lack of food was having an effect on me. "If it's 400 for the both, then we got a deal. But I want the name of this place."
A receipt book emerged, as did a leaflet with the hotels name on the front. "It's the Hotel Dharma Inn, I call by brother now and tell him to expect you."
It actually looked fine from the photographs, but I was thinking photoshop.
"So that will be 800 rupees..."
"What? " I interjected, "you want me to pay for the hotel now?"
He nodded. "He's my brother we share everything."
Alarm bells started to sound in my head. Pay upfront for a hotel room 10 hours away?? No way.
I stood up and apologized if I was about to hurt his feelings but doing this was something I hear college kids signing up for.
"I am not paying fora a room upfront with no guarantees." I looked at him straight between the eyes, "It would be stupid of me to do it."
A blank receipt appeared on the desk, "Really sir, it will be fine. I write you a receipt for the hotel. It is my brothers place, and I will call him to confirm. He meet you at the bus stop. You nothing to worry about. Air Conditioned luxury bus, and a very fine hotel."
I was confronted with a strange urge just to say yes. To hell with it. Take a chance. It was only 5Euro and who knows. After all it was still early and if the hotel Dharma Inn did not exist then at least I could find another.
With a nod and a smile I soon had a bus ticket, and a hotel receipt for a place I had never seen.
It was then he added one small clause, "So your bus, it will not be so direct..."
Ah nuts... here we go
He began the head wobble thing, and pointed to a town on a wall map of Nepal, "No need to worry. Everything fine. The bus meets another one here and then you are in Pokhara."
It was too late to change, he had my money. I needed food to think straight. Maybe I would just grab a local bus to Pokhara instead and admit to being burnt by this guy. An early lunch it was so, at least that's what I had hoped. Instead I was bundled into a taxi and driven off. Two goons sat on either side of me and I wondered if I had just done something stupid. They didn't speak English, or so they said and were not smiling much. They were also quite skinny, and I figured if worst came worst I could fight my way out of this one.
We pulled over to the side of the road after about 5 minutes. There was a local bus on the side of another wise not so exciting or 'mugable' road. The two goons were arguing with the bus conductor. Why? I didn't know, maybe the city bus cut them over on the road. Maybe it was one of their brothers. Or maybe it was my luxury Air Conditioned bus to Pokhara. Yes, it was the latter.
As I scrambled on board my over crowed "Luxury Air-conditioned" bus and sat down next to the broken window I know I had been done. This is why I am so down right rude at bus stations, train station and border towns. Trust no one. Why I decided to take the risk of trusting the border tout I don't know. What an idiot, I am.
To make matters worse, as we pulled away, one of the goons suddenly learned to speak English.
"This man," he said pointing at the shaven headed conductor. "He tell you when to change the buses... But he speak no English either OK?
I tried to stand up on the jostling bus as the goon disappeared into the dusty exhaust of the bus, but the potholes forced me down again.
I looked at the shaven headed conductor as he scowled back at me. "I change at..."
Bollox where do I get off at??? I drew a blank.
"Pokhara, I go Pokhara!!" I said with a stupid shrug.
He glared again and then waved me to stay seated. OR more likely to shut up.
Why oh why did my memory fail me know? I took out the LP and started to look for this place the bus changed at. Please goodness may the LP map be good this time. Grah... There was a bloody great white line going right through the centre of Nepal in the LP. The spine of the book broke the map in two. And the town he seemed to have pointed at was in the centre.
I looked at the possibilities. Dumre? Gorka? Mugling? No idea. Bollox again. No one spoke English on the bus. I fact an old man preferred to sit on his rice sacks in the centre aisle than next to me.
I stared out the window as this new country whizzed by in a dusty bumpy fashion. Shop fronts all had signs written in a crylic style script that I could not make sense of. The store could be selling car tires or instant noodles for all I could understand. I put my faith in time, and settled that if the bus was stopping half way, it would mean in about five hours.
I scanned through the LP trying to make sense of where I was going. Sunauli Border..Direct buses to Kathmandu and Pokhara... nope. Junctions... nope. Popular routes ... turn to page 89! Page 89....babble. Kathmandu to Pokhara..that rang a bell. Mugling ...is halfway between Kathmandu and Pokhara and is a popular place for rafting, not for me I am at Sunauli.
It was doing my head in. We stopped and the driver got out for food. I waited for 5 minutes as no one else seemed to be moving. I was starving now. To heck with it I was going out for food too. No I wasn't. As I stood up the driver came back with a orange. I settled in for a read of something other than LP.
After three hours we stopped in a small town. I peered out the window. Was this the change over town? I looked at the conductor and began a session of sign language. The answer was I was should remain seated. And so I did. For a whole hour.
I thought we had broken down. But no one was working on the bus. I figured it might have been like in Nigeria, and the bus driver had gone off to find a part. But no. I looked out the window as I saw the conductor walk over to the driver as he emerge from a building. The driver was puffy eyed and his hair tossed up. There was little doubt the man had been asleep. Yet something about his look also told me the building also offered a lot of long haul drivers some company with their rest too.
We were off again, and I wondered if this one hour break was included in the time it took to get to Pokhara? We pulled over two more times for 30 minute breaks before we reached the next big town. It was late afternoon. I stared out the window as we trundled into the town, and seemed to get stuck in traffic. I took the opportunity to look out at the crylic scripts on store front again. Hoping to find anything that would tell me where I was.
Nothing but the unreadable. We turned a corner, and there as we turned I caught a glimpse of a hotel whose address mentioned 'Mugling!!'
It was 7.30pm, dark and cold before we stopped outside Mugling in what looked like a motor park. I should have been in Pokhara one hour ago. The whole bus seemed to disembark. I stood there as people disappeared of in all directions. I looked up at the conductor. He headed over to a white van and began talking to someone. I was about to head off in search of Pokhara ride when he waved me over.
I saw him exchange money with a driver. Could it be he was actually arranging a change over lift for me?
"100 Rupees more...he wants"
The bugger spoke English too!"Why?" I retorted, "I paid everything already?"
The conductor and the new driver began arguing. The new driver had a knack for waving his hands around a lot, and I think swearing in Nepalese.
"You go Pokhara?"
I turned around to see a woman in a white sari and a skinny male companion looking at me. They had been on the bus, and had said nothing the entire trip.
"Yes, I am trying to."
She nodded, "Then we are going with this man. He charge extra because it is night driving."
I looked at her, then the conductor and finally the red eyed driver. I nodded at them all and took out a 100 note.
My bags loaded up we all huddled into the two rows of seats, a 10 of us. It was now I began to understand why the driver was red eyes. The whole van stank of alcohol. In fact the man seated behind me made a point to breath hard enough before he passed out for me to figure they all had been drinking rum.
Rum makes Nepalese talk as well. The man beside me insisted on questioning my every motive for coming to Nepal. We stopped for 40 minutes as well by a roadside café. One by one people disembarked. I was thinking of doing the same until I looked out the fogging window and saw the café only sold Rum and popcorn.
3 hours later and we were all still alive. It was bitterly cold outside, and inside most of the people had passed out. I looked out into the darkness. An occasional house light passed by. But that was it. Everything else was pitch black. I was glad the two van headlights were strong. There was a strange glow in the night sky to my right. As if a cloud was lit up by a dull moon. I stared at it for a while. And then clicked. It wasn't a cloud in the sky. I could see a black triangle like shadow beneath. IT was a huge snow capped mountain.
I smiled. It must have been the Annapurna range, the Himalyan mountains. Ten minutes later and we pulled over. There was a crowd outside and they were all touts calling out names of hotels. But as touts they quickly got discouraged to see only locals get out. Finally one peered into the van and saw me. The furore started again as I battled my way out.
Outside I swung around looking for my bad and wondering where the heck I was, when I heard a voice behind me.
"Hello Mr. My brother sent me to pick you."
I looked at the slicked haired man with a big grin. He was holding a piece of paper with my name on it. I smiled at him.
I got on the back of 'Chubby's' motorbike, backpacks and all. It was freezing cold and it seemed like Chubby was in a worse condition as apparently he had been waiting for 2 hours. We drove for about 10 minutes and I felt the icy breath of high altitude pierce my light clothing.
At the hotel reception I was greeted by friendly waves and smiling faces. I was then shown upstairs to my 400 rupee room, completed with huge double bed, an en suite bigger than most singles, and a large TV.
"Would you be needing dinner first or a hot shower?" Asked the very young looking man carrying my bags.
I choose a steak and a beer.
I pushed over the nicely arranged folded towels on my bed and stretched back with the TV on. What a room, for only 4.80 Euro. I tried running the shower, very hot.
10 minutes later there was a frantic knocking on my door.
It was the young man looking like someone had been shot, "Oh sir, wait! Its coming, your dinner sir. Wait."
I looked at him with a laugh as he rushed off. What a panic over my dinner.
"Sir I am coming!" I heard him call from down the balcony.
Then then the flickering shadows of fire appeared on the floor in front of me just before the young man appear with a flaming steak.
"It's on fire sir," he squealed stamping his feet as another young man appeared behind him holding my beer.
I let them both in as they quickly set my dinner down on the table just as the flames went out. They both laughed in glee and wished me goodnight.
I sat back to a flaming hot pepper steak and an ice cold Himalayan beer before having a steaming hot shower and falling quickly asleep in the crisp sheets of the soft double bed.
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